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Candidate #67… Gematria key 3, likely a latent murderous psychotic. Also a grossly tattooed Wiccan; likely she was desperately searching for a way out of her terminal guilt and screwing her way across the Eastern Seaboard to do it. Obviously a hooker; we were getting good at this. “How do you feel about pain, Ms. _____ ?”"Pain? How do you mean, Mister Dar? Does this have something to do… wait, what’s that?” The abrupt note of alarm, the quick shift of the eyes from hand to hand… all priceless to us, and very valuable for future interviews. The crack of the whip, so loud in the soundproofed space as the tip broke the sound barrier… the pathetic yelp, the pitterpatter of tiny feet out of our office and into the ‘REJECT” pile…We began to tie them down.We tickled and pinched.We induced amnesia through invasive hypnosis… to reduce liability,of course… as if these proles could stand up to our rabid attack lawyers.We drugged their refreshments and guided them to the center of a dissociative nightmare… “We’ll get back to you.”Finally, after much meditation and magical workings, we drew down upon us Candidate #316. Gematria key 10, likely pathologically submissive, with dulled pain response. Double indicated, by the way, her candidate number matched her name calculation… Suffice to say we were powerfully prejudiced from the word go.We were hooked, as would she be.We interviewed #316.